A vivid memory from high school

I have this vivid memory from high school of a boy telling me body was shaped like a pickle.⁣

Over a decade later, I now apply rogaine to my forehead each day because I think it’s should be smaller, and I slather an olive oil-based serum on my butt because I think it should be bigger. I guess I’m now going for lopsided pickle? 😂 🤦🏼‍♀️